Scrolling through the news feed on social networks has already become as common a morning ritual as drinking coffee or brushing your teeth, for example. Even if you carefully select your friends, you will still see quite diverse publications in the feed - after all, we are all different!
Exhibitionist
Even if you are not close friends, you know exactly where this friend was yesterday, how he had breakfast and fell in love with coffee in a new cafe opposite work. This type is in a hurry to share his impressions with the whole world in the smallest and sometimes too frank details. So, some representatives of this type like to cover the life of their children on Facebook - and, although, of course, children are wonderful, however, we are not always ready to mentally read how Seryozha went to the toilet today …
Eternally dissatisfied
Like Squidward from SpongeBob, this character will always find what angered, insulted and angered him. He uses social networks as an outlet for his troubles. The waiter was rude, scolded in the transport, did not give ten kopecks for change in the store - all this is a reason to write a huge post in the spirit of Soviet feuilletons, depicting the depth of the moral decline of society.
Mister Expert
Another talkative type of friend who, unlike the previous ones, does not like to talk about himself. Inflation, the political situation, raising children, the influence of the media on the consciousness of the general public and computers on adolescents - all these and many other topics are raised by our hero in his posts. However, if you dig a little deeper, it may seem that he understands them, as Odessans say, like a ram in oranges. But for an expert, the main thing is not the result, but the process.
Stalker
But this character is not visible or audible - sometimes he can publish some kind of mysterious picture, but almost never - his own photographs. It seems that he is not very active in social networks at all, but rest assured - a potential spy died in the stalker. While you are admiring the cats in the feed, he managed to analyze the likes on your page and research on them who you had a fight with two months ago.
Star of the Red Kicks
“Good morning, friends! Today I want to tell you …”- this is how 90% of this comrade's publications begin. From his posts, he addresses his friends as if they were his fans, and he is an asterisk that shares his radiance with people … Even if the asterisk lives in Krasnye Kopnyaki and has only 50 friends as her friends.
Online businessman
This type is actively (but a little clumsy) trying to integrate modern technologies into their business ideas … or vice versa, ideas for technologies, it is difficult to understand here. It is from him that you always receive an invitation to dubious communities that are updated every week: from reselling goods on AliExpress three times more expensive to selling granite blocks.
24/7 online
It seems that he sits on social networks literally around the clock - and with an interval of about an hour makes a repost of a funny picture. Even if you posted a photo at two in the morning, you are sure that the first like will be from him.
